Ah, Rats!

We saw your gang of rats in the basement a few weeks ago. You were having a great time romping around the basement. What a perfect environment for our rat children to move into. Obviously the noise & partying is a bit much for us. Our rat children are in their college years & need a cheap or free place to nest. We brought them by to see the place & they just loved it. They even found the bags of rats nest you so generously left out & began redecorating right away. We found the rat traps laying around with the free food on them, we appreciate that you did not have them set. Our children did not understand that spent traps are not dangerous & they showed their disdain by defecating on the traps after we were done eating the food. This does not in any way reflect their opinion of your space as a whole. They just love the levels of boxes to play in and the easy pathways beneath the pallets. You have really outdone yourself in the development of your accommodations. We hope that you become fast friends & that our children can join in your ratty celebrations. If our children become a burden to you, don't hesitate to contact us for assistance in a resolution.

Yours Truly,

Mr. & Mrs. James Thurgood Huxley Rat