Bullwinkle Head (Dream #3)

The line into the event was not moving at all. Apparently the venue was at maximum capacity for the Prince Charming concert. Everyone wants to see Prince Charming play live. I hear it is a spectacle of a lifetime, not soon to be forgotten. A limo pulled up, obviously special guests. The chauffeur opened the door & 2 radiant princesses came out. They are going to get in even though the rest of us peasants have to grovel in the line. Wait, they are not letting one of them in. The bouncer is pointing to the sign above the door. "No Bullwinkle Heads Allowed". What prejudice, What gall, she is a princess you know. The bouncer was not budging. Not willing to miss an event of this magnitude the other princess went in. The Bullwinkle headed princess did not.

The limo left with the Bullwinkle headed princess. A few minutes went by & the same limo pulled up. When the chauffeur opened the door this time a beautiful princess with an enormous nose appeared. As she passes I could see the edge of the Bullwinkle horns sticking slightly from the veil. I knew it was the Bullwinkle headed princess. I remained mute, I was rooting for her to get in even though I could not. The bouncer was not unwise & spotted the Bullwinkle headed princess right off. He was not harsh in his rejection but was unmoving in his stance. "No Bullwinkle Heads Allowed".

The limo left with the Bullwinkle headed princess. A few minutes went by & the same limo pulled up. When the chauffeur opened the door this time a beautiful princess with an enormous Humpback appeared. Humpbacks are definitely allowed in, In fact they always get priority seating when they arrive. I was thrilled to see a Humpback, let alone a Humpback princess. This made coming to the show worth it even if I don't get in. The bouncer asked for her ID, when she moved to look down into her purse a pair of Bullwinkle horns popped out of the hump. It was the Bullwinkle headed princess. I like her ambition. I truly believe with her determination that she would eventually get into the Prince Charming show tonight.

The limo left with the Bullwinkle headed princess. A few minutes went by & the same limo pulled up. When the chauffeur opened the door this time a beautiful princess with a long Giraffe Neck poked out. Wow, I have never even seen pictures of the Giraffe Neck's, let alone a princess of the Giraffe Necks. My year is made today, nothing can top this, not even getting into the Prince Charming show. The bouncer welcomed her, bowing & scraping the ground with his hat, even the unmovable rock of a bouncer was in awe that he was in the presence of the Giraffe Neck Princess. As she entered, the sign slung over the door that stated "No Bullwinkle Heads" whacked her in the head. The Bullwinkle horns popped out of her disguise & she was sent away once more.

She did not return to her limo this time. The bouncer had finally beaten her will. She ran crying into the alley with her hands over her Bullwinkle horns, ashamed of that part of her body she could not change. I felt bad for her, I was rooting for her all along. Poor Bullwinkle headed princess.

The next day I read the local trash magazine while I drank my hot cocoa. The magazine, The Kingdom Enquirer, Had a picture of Prince Charming on the front. He was drunk & kissing the Bullwinkle headed princess in the alley. The other princess was in the background glaring with anger at her former friend. Why did she get to kiss Prince Charming? She's a Bullwinkle head. The picture looked like my Bullwinkle headed princess made out well, however the caption more accurately described the doom she was destined to feel. It read "Bullwinkle Head dumped by Prince Charming on first date"