Stir crazy & left home alone

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots eat me. I,m snowed in, stuck alone in the wilderness. I've been left home alone over the holidays. There is a wild black beast roaming the halls, incessantly stalking me & sending chills up & down my spine with his evil calls. I know he want's to eat me, I can tell by the look in his eyes. She's gotta be strong to fight them so she's taking lot's of vitamins.

Your always such a spectacle. I scoured the cupboards for what little food I could find. It's is enough to keep me through another day, I don't want to envision what will happen at breakfast tomorrow.I have been reduced to eating baked pork chops, dredged in spiced flour & cooked with pork sausage & a little red wine. Oh the inhumanity. She was selling speedboats in a trade show when it mattered. I had to fry my Zucchini, FRY it OMG! I only have fresh sour creme to dip the fried zucchini in, how will I ever survive. Not even her wrenches or secret powers could save him. My pickle meddle consisted only of.... I almost can't bear to say, only Cornichons, Asparagus, Matiz Vasco Pipparas, & Dolmas, That is it, I..I.. Don't know what to say. The apples sauce to dip my pork chops in was so sparse, it had none of the modernizations food should have, no Sugar, High Fructos Corn Syrup, Preservative, nothing. It was just plain 100% organic apples Wat Tha? #$%^. Oh and that's not all, I had to wash all this down with, get this a blended Spanish red wine, blended!

they mixed the Grenache with the Syrah who would do this? With a head like a vulture and a heart full of hornets he drives off the cliff.

I had to eat by candlelight. Well I thought you were shallow but then I fell in deep.The evil beast has lunged at me and has pinned me to the chair.

Come shape this tunnel vision, all shined up & locked on trouble. This may be the last you hear from me. Goodbye all those wh..... Oh Ho Ho A La De Da De Dah O'O'O' Ho HoeO'E'O' ooohhh Buh Buh Bah Buh.